Foggy Notion
Somebody please bestow upon me the ability to understand the thought process behind the invention of squeezy Marmite.
What exactly is the point? There’s nothing wrong with the jar! In fact, I enjoy the jar. From new and clean to weeks old and slightly sticky, it’s all a great experience. And yes, it can be hard to spread, but that is half of the fun! This squeezing business… it’s just stripped all of that away. Squeeze, distribute evenly, eat. Ruined.
I hope that the sales of squeezy don’t overtake jar, because then the suits will take my beloved jars away. Maybe I’ll just save a few jars and fill them up with squeezy and put them in the fridge for a month. Hmm. Down with squeezy Marmite!
In other news – what is the deal with taking the e-numbers out of blue Smarties? And light Ribena tasting like cat piss? Goddamnit stop changing things!
